It all started the day before she went in for her procedure (had the insult occurred the day after, I could have blamed it on the anesthesia, but alas, no such luck for my Mom.) The insult was made when she was TOTALLY in her "right mind", (whatever that is, but that's another story all together!)
Mom had looked at me while she was working on her computer. I was staring at her because it was time for my midday repast and I was wondering just WHAT was taking her so long to tend to my needs, when suddenly, she BURST OUT LAUGHING. SHE KEPT LOOKING AT ME AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED.
I waited to see just how long it would take her to let me in on the joke.
She then proceeded to tell me that the way I was sitting made my body shape look EXACTLY like....ready for this?
A PEAR!!!!
Observe my expression and you will see just how upset I was by that disgusting comment.
Has this woman taken a look at HERSELF in a mirror lately? Obviously NOT!! I bet when they wheeled her in for her procedure, they had WIDE LOAD emblazoned on the hospital gurney!!!!!
Then, to add insult to injury, Mom said because I am chewing everything I can get my paws on (from envelopes, to the leaves on my cat tree, to plastic, you name it, I'm all over it), my mouth is so swollen that Mom said she had to EDIT MY PHOTO to make me look DECENT!!!! THE NERVE!!!
Mom went into the Super Photo App that many others are using, then she went to Ribbet for some more tinkering.
Kitties, I ask you, am I not PERFECT just the way I am? Must I endure these insults and disrespect? Have YOU ever been insulted in such a callous way?
I hope on Mom's next procedure that she passes stones the size of LAVA ROCKS spewing from ALL of the Hawaiian volcanoes!!!
Now...if you will excuse me, I have a treat dispenser just waiting for some action...from...ME!!!
Love, Cody
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